Tag: Baloney

Baloney Does Folsom @ Oasis

  By Burlesque Shows

Thursdays through Saturdays, September 14-23, 2023 It’s time for the Folsom Street Fair and that can only mean one thing: BALONEY! Join the Boys (and Babes!) of BALONEY for an evening unlike any other. Part theater, part dance, part peep-show and all male, the infamous and always sold-out BALONEY is sure to titillate, entertain, and leave you dripping wet. Literally. Sit in the VIP Splash Zone for the best experience! Doors open at 6pm. Show starts promptly at 7pm. Please plan arrive early and enjoy a cocktail and our pre-show go-go entertainment! GROUP SEATING: Please email boxoffice@sfoasis.com if you have… Continue reading

Baloney Does Folsom @ Oasis

  By Burlesque Shows

Thursdays through Saturdays, September 14-23, 2023 It’s time for the Folsom Street Fair and that can only mean one thing: BALONEY! Join the Boys (and Babes!) of BALONEY for an evening unlike any other. Part theater, part dance, part peep-show and all male, the infamous and always sold-out BALONEY is sure to titillate, entertain, and leave you dripping wet. Literally. Sit in the VIP Splash Zone for the best experience! Doors open at 6pm. Show starts promptly at 7pm. Please plan arrive early and enjoy a cocktail and our pre-show go-go entertainment! GROUP SEATING: Please email boxoffice@sfoasis.com if you have… Continue reading

Thighs Wide Shut

  By Immersive Events, Live Performances

Do you know the password? Baloney joins forces with Pop Culture Immersives to re-imagine Kubrick’s “Eyes Wide Shut” The legendary party returns as San Francisco’s Gay All-Male Revue re-imagines Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut through a queer kaleidoscope lens. Welcome to THIGHS WIDE SHUT: part theater, part dance, part peep show, and entirely immersive. Enter the hallowed halls of St. Joseph’s for an evening of intrigue, danger, and carnal delights. Interact with the festivities in an open-world environment that lets you drive the experience. But beware: an immense mystery will unfold around you, and perhaps even include you. Leave your inhibitions… Continue reading

Baloney Game Show

  By Bars and Nightclubs

Back by overwhelming gay demand! Get ready for an entire evening of massively popular audience-participation games brought to you by BALONEY, San Francisco’s Gay All-Male Revue! Step into the Gay Battledome of Oasis and test your luck with a slew of ridiculous & sexy games. All you need is a ticket, your competitive spirit, and a drink or three! Grab a table with friends and be ready for anything, including: Plus go-go boys, drinking games, and a few sexy surprises! Come on down to be a contestant for a chance to win fabulous prizes, or just watch from the studio audience… Continue reading

BALONEY Presents: CREAMED

  By Bars and Nightclubs

San Francisco’s Trashiest Folsom Jockstrap Party! Grab your filthiest jockstrap and head to Oasis on Folsom Friday for CREAMED: San Francisco’s Trashiest Jockstrap Party! Check your clothes, grab a strong cocktail and cruise the sea of men to the sleazy beats of DJ Ben Stefonik! Baloney gogo sluts will be crawling for your tips and surprise demos will be popping up throughout the evening. $20 in advance // $25 at the door See more @ sfbaloney.com Details Map Continue reading

Baloney SPF 69 – (Th-Sat, July 20-29)

  By Bars and Nightclubs, Burlesque Shows

Get my back, bro? ​​Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays, July 20 to 29, 2023 Grab your Speedo and head to BALONEY, San Francisco’s Gay All-Male Revue! The infamous Baloney Boys have been saving up a load of new numbers and surprises just for you. ​Grab a VIP ‘Splash Zone’ seat up front for the best experience and your chance to win a fabulous prize in the Baloney Game Show! Part theater, part dance, part peep show, and all male, BALONEY is sure to satisfy all your cravings! ​ “BALONEY bothers me.”- Coco Peru “It’s like Magic Mike meets Mork & Mindy.”-… Continue reading

Save the Oasis Telethon!

  By Bars and Nightclubs, Fundraisers, Online Events

UPDATE: The telethon was held on March 6, 2021, and we’re delighted to report that it was an amazing success. Oasis started the day having raised $110,000 in pre-telethon donations, already breaking their initial goal of $100,000, and ended the day having raised an amazing total of $255,435 (last time we checked), exceeding their goal by more than 150%! The funds from the initial goal of $100,000 will be used to pay off the mounds of bills that Oasis continued to incur even while closed — rent, utilities, and other expenses. The additional funds raised during the telethon above the… Continue reading

Suds & Studs: A Baloney Car Wash

  By Burlesque Shows, Fundraisers, Outdoor Events

Grab your leaky hose and get ready for SUDS & STUDS: A SOCIALLY DISTANCED BIG GAY CAR WASH! The BALONEY Boys are teaming up with OASIS to bring you a fully masked, socially distanced drive-thru slutty car wash! Skater Waiters will deliver food and drinks to your car while masked Sudsy Baloney Studs wipe every inch of your big hard vehicle! Washes start at $25 and will leave you feeling dirtier than your car! No appointment necessary — Venmo/card/cash accepted on site. Washes start at 12 noon sharp, final wash @ 3 PM. First cum first scrubbed! *If you do… Continue reading

Some local LGBTQ events are being cancelled

  By Cancelled Events
Image of a 2020 calendar with a "cancelled" stamp over it

March 13, 2020 5:30 p.m. addendum: The City of San Francisco is now imposing a moratorium on gatherings of greater than one hundred people. Bars and restaurants with a larger capacity will be required to reduce admission and seating. As always, please check with the event’s official listings on Facebook or other social media to verify if it has been changed or cancelled. In response to the COVID-19 novel coronavirus pandemic, some local LGBTQ events are modifying or cancelling their events to reduce the spread of the virus. For the rest of March, and possibly longer, the City of San… Continue reading

CANCELLED: Baloney Gets Bread – March 19-28

  By Bars and Nightclubs, Burlesque Shows, Cancelled Events

Note: For the first time in the show’s five-year history, Baloney has been cancelled. The Baloney boys’ other event, Sausagefest, will still occur on March 13, 2020. Co-creator Michael Phillis’ message about the cancellation reads in part: …to perform a show about physical intimacy in the current climate feels, at best, tone-deaf, and at worst, dangerous. The last thing we want is to put you or our community at risk. Though there are obvious and very frightening personal financial repercussions to consider, our bigger concern is that the beloved brand of beautiful escapism we offer is simply not attainable at… Continue reading

Sausagefest: Friday the 13th edition

  By Bars and Nightclubs

Note: The Baloney boys have announced that Sausagefest will still be happening. Unfortunately, the March 2020 edition of Baloney has been cancelled. The boys of BALONEY present SAUSAGEFEST, an immersive new dance party for all! Who will be FINAL GURL?! It’s Friday the 13th at Camp Baloney, and rumor has it someone has been picking off the slutty Camp Counselors one by one! Will any virgins live to see last call?! Totally Slutty Camp Counselor Strippers! Make-Out Tent! Final Gurl Wrestling! Topless Tug of War! Beer Pong! Spin the Bottle! Beats by JUMPR (Fog City Pack) Sausagefest is a nightclub… Continue reading

Best of Baloney 2019

  By Bars and Nightclubs, Burlesque Shows, Nightlife

San Francisco’s Gay All-Male Revue returns to Oasis for their best (un)dressed show of the year! Baloney is San Francisco’s gay all-male revue that’s not entirely gay and not entirely male. Baloney’s last show of the year features a selection of audience favorites from five years of smash-hit shows. The Best of Baloney is an evening of theater, dance, striptease, song, comedy, & acrobatics unlike anything you’ve seen before. Ring in 2020 with the rowdiest, sexiest Baloney yet! Dates: Friday, December 27th through Tuesday, December 31, 2019 Time: 7:00 p.m. showtime (doors and seating at 6:00 p.m.) Location: Oasis SF,… Continue reading