Patty from HR – Exit Interview

Don’t miss Patty From HR in her final show! Everyone’s favorite HR manager is finally retiring after many, many, MANY years in the business. But when Patty’s dream opportunity falls through, she decides to use her exit interview to spill the tea on corporate America… and this tea is scalding hot! Featuring singing, dancing, rapping, twerking, PowerPoint, puppetry, and plenty of NSFW language, Patty From HR’s Exit Interview is a tour de farce comedy that skewers the workaday world and puts tech culture on a PIP. Don’t forget to sign the card! Please bring a valid ID. Oasis is 21+… Continue reading

Baloney Does Folsom @ Oasis

Thursdays through Saturdays, September 14-23, 2023 It’s time for the Folsom Street Fair and that can only mean one thing: BALONEY! Join the Boys (and Babes!) of BALONEY for an evening unlike any other. Part theater, part dance, part peep-show and all male, the infamous and always sold-out BALONEY is sure to titillate, entertain, and leave you dripping wet. Literally. Sit in the VIP Splash Zone for the best experience! Doors open at 6pm. Show starts promptly at 7pm. Please plan arrive early and enjoy a cocktail and our pre-show go-go entertainment! GROUP SEATING: Please email boxoffice@sfoasis.com if you have… Continue reading

Baloney Does Folsom @ Oasis

Thursdays through Saturdays, September 14-23, 2023 It’s time for the Folsom Street Fair and that can only mean one thing: BALONEY! Join the Boys (and Babes!) of BALONEY for an evening unlike any other. Part theater, part dance, part peep-show and all male, the infamous and always sold-out BALONEY is sure to titillate, entertain, and leave you dripping wet. Literally. Sit in the VIP Splash Zone for the best experience! Doors open at 6pm. Show starts promptly at 7pm. Please plan arrive early and enjoy a cocktail and our pre-show go-go entertainment! GROUP SEATING: Please email boxoffice@sfoasis.com if you have… Continue reading

BALONEY Presents: CREAMED

San Francisco’s Trashiest Folsom Jockstrap Party! Grab your filthiest jockstrap and head to Oasis on Folsom Friday for CREAMED: San Francisco’s Trashiest Jockstrap Party! Check your clothes, grab a strong cocktail and cruise the sea of men to the sleazy beats of DJ Ben Stefonik! Baloney gogo sluts will be crawling for your tips and surprise demos will be popping up throughout the evening. $20 in advance // $25 at the door See more @ sfbaloney.com Details Map Continue reading

Oasis Cabaret Presents: Anything Goes! Open Mic Night

Oasis Cabaret Presents: Anything Goes! Open Mic Night, Wednesday August 23rd. Doors/signup: 6p. Start: 6:30p. Tickets: $20 – $30. Join Host PS Marilyn and guest host Ken Stegmiller on a voyage of music, where you have a chance to take the stage and share your vocal styling. Please bring sheet music if you’d like to sing. This event is 21+. Valid ID required. Details Map Continue reading

An Evening with Matthew Martin

The high-kicking San Francisco treasure Matthew Martin is back at OASIS for ONE NIGHT ONLY – Showcasing the grand dames and leading ladies of the silver screen in an evening of music and stories that brings humor and camp while paying homage to the classics of a bygone era. From Peggy Lee and Judy Garland to Katharine Hepburn and Eartha Kitt, Matthew keeps the Hollywood legends alive by embodying their essences on stage. Perhaps most celebrated for his standout performances as Bette Davis in the films “Hush Up, Sweet Charlotte” and “Baby Jane?”, Matthew just wrapped a star turn as… Continue reading

Bar-side Chat with Danica Roem @ Oasis

We can’t wait to spend some time with Danica Roem, to support Sister District Project SF’s first candidate of 2023, who’s running for the Virginia State Senate in the newly-drawn 30th District. Don’t miss this chance to join Sister District Project co-founder, Gaby Goldstein, as we show up and stand up in support of a proud advocate for the LGBTQ community, who’s fighting for equality in the face of legislative and personal attacks! And if you can’t join us, you can donate here. Danica has proven herself as a force for good for the people of her district and the… Continue reading

Baloney SPF 69 – (Th-Sat, July 20-29)

Get my back, bro? ​​Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays, July 20 to 29, 2023 Grab your Speedo and head to BALONEY, San Francisco’s Gay All-Male Revue! The infamous Baloney Boys have been saving up a load of new numbers and surprises just for you. ​Grab a VIP ‘Splash Zone’ seat up front for the best experience and your chance to win a fabulous prize in the Baloney Game Show! Part theater, part dance, part peep show, and all male, BALONEY is sure to satisfy all your cravings! ​ “BALONEY bothers me.”- Coco Peru “It’s like Magic Mike meets Mork & Mindy.”-… Continue reading

Baloney Presents: WIENERS!

Celebrate America in your skivvies this Independence Day! This 3rd of July, grab your stars ’n stripes thong and head to OASIS for WIENERS! The trashiest underwear party in SF! Brought to you by the Boys of BALONEY!  Leave your dignity at the door, strip to your skivvies, play some beer pong and drink yourself into an all-American Stupor dancing alongside our Boner GoGo Sluts! Dance floor debauchery from 9 to close  Beats by DJ Kenneth Kemp GoGo Sluts Pablo, Jessie, Yifan, Chris & Coach Rory   21+ Details Map Continue reading

Baloney Game Show

Back by overwhelming gay demand…it’s BALONEY GAME SHOW NIGHT! ​Get ready for an entire evening of our massively popular audience-participation games! Step into the Gay Battledome of Oasis with the boys of BALONEY, San Francisco’s Gay All-Male Revue. All you need is a ticket, your competitive spirit, and a drink or three! Grab a table with friends and be ready for anything, including: ​Plus go-go boys, drinking games, and a few sexy surprises! Come on down to be a contestant for a chance to win fabulous prizes, or just watch from the studio audience as the mayhem unfolds. Either way, everyone’s… Continue reading

Some SF gay bars require vaccination

A number of San Francisco bars, including many LGBTQ bars, are starting to require proof of vaccination against COVID-19 or a recent negative COVID antibody test for patrons who want to drink indoors. The policy follows a recommendation by the SF Bar Owner Alliance, which states in part: Effective Thursday, July 29th, 2021, it will be the official position of the SF Bay Owner Alliance that any customer who wishes to remain inside our establishments show proof of vaccination or a 72-hour negative COVID test. Guests without these verifications are welcome to sit outside in parklets or other spaces we… Continue reading

The Hand That Rocks the Crawford

Matthew Martin…as Joan Crawford…as Sharon Stone Basic Instinct, Fatal Attraction, Single White Female — what do these films have in common? None of them had Joan Crawford in them… UNTIL NOW! From the award-winning team that brought you Trog! Live comes a world premiere comedy that puts everybody’s favorite Mommie Dearest into all the female-driven thrillers she was born to play. Matthew Martin leads a cast of SF’s finest drag comedians in a madcap farce that just might kill you (with laughter) …because The Hand That Rocks the Crawford is the hand that rules the world! BYO Wire Hangers! Starring:… Continue reading

Save the Oasis Telethon!

UPDATE: The telethon was held on March 6, 2021, and we’re delighted to report that it was an amazing success. Oasis started the day having raised $110,000 in pre-telethon donations, already breaking their initial goal of $100,000, and ended the day having raised an amazing total of $255,435 (last time we checked), exceeding their goal by more than 150%! The funds from the initial goal of $100,000 will be used to pay off the mounds of bills that Oasis continued to incur even while closed — rent, utilities, and other expenses. The additional funds raised during the telethon above the… Continue reading

Suds & Studs: A Baloney Car Wash

Grab your leaky hose and get ready for SUDS & STUDS: A SOCIALLY DISTANCED BIG GAY CAR WASH! The BALONEY Boys are teaming up with OASIS to bring you a fully masked, socially distanced drive-thru slutty car wash! Skater Waiters will deliver food and drinks to your car while masked Sudsy Baloney Studs wipe every inch of your big hard vehicle! Washes start at $25 and will leave you feeling dirtier than your car! No appointment necessary — Venmo/card/cash accepted on site. Washes start at 12 noon sharp, final wash @ 3 PM. First cum first scrubbed! *If you do… Continue reading

CANCELLED: Baloney Gets Bread – March 19-28

Note: For the first time in the show’s five-year history, Baloney has been cancelled. The Baloney boys’ other event, Sausagefest, will still occur on March 13, 2020. Co-creator Michael Phillis’ message about the cancellation reads in part: …to perform a show about physical intimacy in the current climate feels, at best, tone-deaf, and at worst, dangerous. The last thing we want is to put you or our community at risk. Though there are obvious and very frightening personal financial repercussions to consider, our bigger concern is that the beloved brand of beautiful escapism we offer is simply not attainable at… Continue reading

Sausagefest: Friday the 13th edition

Note: The Baloney boys have announced that Sausagefest will still be happening. Unfortunately, the March 2020 edition of Baloney has been cancelled. The boys of BALONEY present SAUSAGEFEST, an immersive new dance party for all! Who will be FINAL GURL?! It’s Friday the 13th at Camp Baloney, and rumor has it someone has been picking off the slutty Camp Counselors one by one! Will any virgins live to see last call?! Totally Slutty Camp Counselor Strippers! Make-Out Tent! Final Gurl Wrestling! Topless Tug of War! Beer Pong! Spin the Bottle! Beats by JUMPR (Fog City Pack) Sausagefest is a nightclub… Continue reading

The final MOTHER: Feb. 8

When legendary drag queen Heklina became co-owner of the new nightclub Oasis five years ago, she brought with her the long-running drag show Trannyshack, which was revived as Mother. But now Heklina is departing Oasis to spend more time at her new home in Palm Springs, and Mother is coming to an end. The final Mother will be on Saturday, February 8, 2020. Heklina co-founded Trannyshack in 1996 at The Stud, hosting the show from its inception. Trannyshack is the longest running drag event series in San Francisco. It occasionally went on the road, hosting special Trannyshack events in Honolulu,… Continue reading

Ringing in 2020!

Some of you may be planning on spending New Year’s Eve at a private house party, or even at home with just family or roommates. Or maybe you’re just planning to wander down to your usual watering hole to ring in the New Year and the new decade. (If so, better check to see if that Tuesday trivia night has been preempted by a special event with a special cover charge.) Most gay bars will have something planned, so check their websites or social media posts to see what’s going on. Muni will be free on New Year’s Eve from… Continue reading

Best of Baloney 2019

San Francisco’s Gay All-Male Revue returns to Oasis for their best (un)dressed show of the year! Baloney is San Francisco’s gay all-male revue that’s not entirely gay and not entirely male. Baloney’s last show of the year features a selection of audience favorites from five years of smash-hit shows. The Best of Baloney is an evening of theater, dance, striptease, song, comedy, & acrobatics unlike anything you’ve seen before. Ring in 2020 with the rowdiest, sexiest Baloney yet! Dates: Friday, December 27th through Tuesday, December 31, 2019 Time: 7:00 p.m. showtime (doors and seating at 6:00 p.m.) Location: Oasis SF,… Continue reading

Patty from HR at Oasis

On December 21, Patty from HR returns to Oasis for an evening of holiday revelry. Everyone’s Favorite HR Manager™ is back to host her first ever All-Holiday Telethon for charity, featuring a cavalcade of A-list guest stars to make the yuletide gay! But when the stars start dropping and everything goes horribly wrong, Patty will do whatever it takes to raise the money, save the show, and learn the true meaning of every holiday… even if she has to break every HR rule along the way! Oasis, a nightclub in San Francisco’s South of Market (SOMA) neighborhood, is 21+ only. Date:… Continue reading